League Headquarters · Founded 2013 · 14 Seasons · 10 Managers
Cujo's The Permanent Record
Yahoo keeps the rosters and wipes the slate every September. This does not. Champions, brackets, every postseason meeting between us, and an exact running total of how long Jeff has been saying it is his year.
Reigning champion
Justin Robinson
Mama said Nacua · 2025
Beat Bucky Charms 118.39 to 104.98 in the final, one week after putting 212.53 on Dak Attack in the semi. He keeps the belt until somebody takes it off him.
The Board
The 2026 draft as it happened, on the wall. Ten columns, fifteen rounds, and every pick in the two sections below was read off this photograph.
The Roast
Ten drafts, fifteen rounds each, reviewed without sympathy. Josh is up first because he picked first. Pick a name for the rest.
The Jeff Clock
Thirteen completed seasons are now on the record. Jeffrey Burton has won none of them — though he has reached the final twice and lost both. He has, over that same stretch, announced 10 separate times that it was going to be his year, and those are only the ones said after the group chat started in 2017, so the real number is higher.
since the league’s first season, September 2013 — and counting
The Declarations
Every one verbatim, with the date sent. Nothing paraphrased. The chat only goes back to September 2017, so seasons one through four are lost to history — along with whatever he said during them.
He lost the 2013 final by 79 points and the 2014 final by 29, and has not been back since.
Keepers
Two each, and the draft has settled them. The round beside a name is what he cost to keep.
This Year’s Rosters
Every roster as it came out of the 2026 draft, against the round each man was taken in. Keepers are marked. Pick a name.
Every Champion
All thirteen completed seasons, newest first, straight off Yahoo. 2015 is the one gap — that season’s winner kept a private profile, so the team is on the record and the person is not.
The Trophy Case
Championships per manager. Yahoo's league history currently reaches back to 2024, so this counts the seasons it can prove — and in both of them, the same person won.
The Belt
There is a belt, and there is a banner, and one of them has nothing on it. Everything here was made or posted by somebody in this league.
The Brackets
All 104 postseason games in league history, every score read off Yahoo’s own bracket pages. Margins under ten points are marked. The two most recent seasons are open; the rest expand.
Head to Head
Pick a manager for their full history, then pick who you want to see them against. Postseason games go back to 2013 and are listed individually; regular-season results are folded into the record for the four seasons captured so far (2021, 2022, 2023, 2025). Yahoo rate-limits the scrape, so the rest arrive a season at a time.
The Record Book
Thirteen seasons of postseason football, at its extremes.
Postseason Ledger
Every manager who has ever played a postseason game here, back to 2013. Rows marked * are former members.
| Manager | Titles | W–L | Seasons | Points for | Against | Best |
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The Pecking Order
Weighted by what actually matters: a title counts most, reaching the final counts next, and simply getting there counts a little. Thirteen seasons of evidence, and the drought beside each name.
The Ten
The 2026 league. Message counts are actual totals from the group's own export.
| Manager | Titles | Postseason | Messages |
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Things we’ve shared over the years
of them, 2018 to now. One at a time, a new one every fifteen minutes — everybody looking at this page in the same quarter-hour gets the same one.
Photos
Draft nights, trophies, whatever needs to be on the record.